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#1
Democracy Manifest
A true politician, you have played all sides - an authoritarian libertarian, and a socialist capitalist.
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#2
Cult Of Personality
The dictionary definition of personality is a picture of YOU!
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#3
Coalition Kid
Absolute power may corrupt absolutely, but it’s easier than leading a coalition government twice.
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#4
Living In The Future
High speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.
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#5
Taxahontas
If it moves, tax it!
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#6
Everybody Out!
Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.
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#7
Dangerous Streets
You will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures
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#8
Heir to Ayn Rand
A rising tide lifts all the super yachts in the harbour…but also submerges the smaller vessels.
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#9
Ecotopia
You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.
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#10
Wrapped In The Flag
50% of our country is now draped in, in the shadow of, or actually made from flags.
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#11
Bulletproof Politics
It’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.
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#12
Intergalactic Socialism
Bust out the cosmonaut outfits, this socialist utopia is going into orbit.
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#13
Academic Paradise
People use terms like 'technocracy' to describe your efforts to build a super educated population.
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#14
Ignorance Is Bliss
Congratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.
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#15
Food! Drugs! Alcohol!
Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.
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#16
Apocalypse Now
Food and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.
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#17
Festival Of Firearms
We now have more guns in the country than we do dogs, cats, people and birds combined.
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#18
The All Seeing State
Obviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.
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#19
Squeeze The Rich
The rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.
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#20
Subsidy Sam
If you want to get something done, you subsidize it.
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#21
Infrastructure Addict
Transport is bigger and better! Space program is bigger and better! Prisons are bigger and better!
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#22
No Salad Left Behind
You can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.
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#23
Workers Wonderland
Short hours, high wages and agreeable working practices make this a paradise for people in work!
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#24
Top Marx
We have built a socialist paradise on earth, mostly by banning anything that looks too capitalist.
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#25
Start Your Engines
What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!
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#26
Anything Goes
We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.
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#27
Praise The Lord
Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.
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#28
Silicon Paradise
The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.
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#29
Successful Liar
Your reluctance to stick to manifesto pledges is something of vote winner. Congratulations, I guess.
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#30
Strong Arm Of The Law
Strong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.
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#31
Secret State
Who are we to tell you what to do? Oh, that's right we're a brutal, authoritarian regime.
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#32
Healthy Living
A healthy nation, is a happy and productive nation (probably).
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#33
Gravedigging Boom
Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.
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#34
Spotlight Junkie
Could you spend 5 minutes away from every media platform to just run the country? Please?!?
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#35
Children Are Our Future
You truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.
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#36
Rural Tranquility
Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!
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#37
United Nations
Our country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.
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#38
Shuffle-Meister
Do all of your ministerial offices come with revolving doors fitted as standard?
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#39
Lonely At The Top
Just keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.
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#40
Margin Of Error
When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.
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#41
Viva La Revolution
They said a socialist paradise could not be built, but we have built it here together!
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