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My Existential Crisis 奖杯列表白1 金11 总12 PS5 |
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My Existential Crisis 白1 金11 总12 |
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"Against all odds, logic, and advice from concerned family members, you actually finished and released agame. It has 3 reviews: your mom (5 stars), some guy who refunded it (1 star), and someone who wrote a 3000-word essayabout how your game changed their life but gave it 3 stars because 'the jump button felt weird'. | |
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"Successfully displayed text on screen after only 47 attempts and 3 mental breakdowns. Your parents still don'tunderstand what you do for a living." | |
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"Achieved immunity to coffee. Energy drinks now flow through your veins. Your heartbeat sounds like dubstep.This is fine." | |
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"Started making Pong, ended up with an MMO RPG with dating sim elements and a cooking minigame.Successfully scaled back to Pong with particles." | |
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"Written code so tangled that you're now afraid to change anything. If it works, nobody touches it. Thatvariable named 'thing2_final_FINAL_v3' is load-bearing." | |
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"Explained your code to an inanimate object for 3 hours straight. The duck now has a computer sciencedegree and existential dread." | |
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Successfully combined medieval castle assets with sci-fi UI and cartoon trees. Art critics call it 'bold'. Playerscall it 'what happened here?' | |
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"Questioned all life choices while fixing a semicolon error at 2:47 AM. Contemplated becoming a farmer.Added the semicolon. Continued developing." | |
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#9 Version Control Disaster Artist "Git pushed to main branch. Git pulled everyone's changes. Git gave up. Started over with'Project_FINAL_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v2_backup.zip'" |
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"Released game at 10% completion with a roadmap longer than a CVS receipt. Still updating it 3 years later.Players somehow love you for it." | |
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"Turned 47 game-breaking bugs into 'features'. Players now speedrun using your collision detection errors.Task failed successfully." | |
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"Survived 6 months on instant noodles and determination. Can identify 23 different flavors blindfolded.Vitamin deficiency is just another debugging challenge." |
